This journal is locked, but I add freely and loosely. I just like to have a specifically tight grasp on who or what may be accessing my hoards of drunkenly processed Twilight x Star Wars fanfictions. Just kidding! Maybe. 

Oh hey! It turns out that crossover is totally a thing. 

My name is Carli. I'm in my 30's and reside somewhere along the dank Canadian prairies. I use this journal as a form of therapy and for my own entertainment. It's a mix between playful daily banter and pretty serious shit because I am on a continuous emotional roller-coaster and can't process my thoughts properly. I've tried and failed at this online journaling thing more times than I can count over these last 2 decades, but I'm giving this the ol' college try - whatever that means. I miss the old Livejournal days, and I miss reading walls of text. Social media is exhausting and flimsy. At least here I don't have to give a thumbs-up to girls I vaguely remember in High school who only interact with me to try and make money off their pyramid schemes. No Julie, I don't want a jar of holistic farts - but thanks for asking. 

I'm actually an incredibly boring person and don't really follow any fandoms or have interests that are even remotely relatable to most of the people on Dreamwidth. I like CATS and WATCHING NETFLIX. Sometimes I READ or EAT FOOD. I guess if you're as enthusiastic about these things as I then we will be fast friends. I like variety though, and will probably like you regardless of if you eat food or breathe air. 

That's about it! Please be my friend, I'M VERY LONELY.